I want to watch this : Yuvvraaj

Yuvvraaj is a musical story of a fragmented family of three brothers Deven YuvvRaaj (Salman Khan), Gyanesh (Anil Kapoor) and Danny (Zayed Khan) fighting and playing games with each other to inherit their father's wealth. 

The story takes a curve when Anushka (Katrina Kaif) comes in to explain them the power of relationships over the power of money by using music to bind the love between them.

Nothing...

Sangat penat bekerja dengan swasta nih, tapi it's a learning process. And it will benefit us in the future. :)

Eh Nak Kena Lempang Dengan Aku Ke?!

Wow sound sangat garang kan ! Well YES I'm this kind of person : GARANG NAK MAMPUS ! Hmm agak kasAr di situ kan, well apa boleh buat.

Bukan apa lah, kita semua manusia, jadi we all sume sama jer ohkey. Tak ada yang lebih tak ada yang kurang. Semua dikurniakan Tuhan dengan nikmat yang berbeza. So aku pun... Never mind lah. 

Al-kisah nya, I have a friend. Bukannya tak suka kawan dengan dia, tapi setiap apa yang dia komen kat FESEBUK tu semua yang memang boleh menaikkan kemarahan lah. Ish tak tau lah kenapa tak boleh nak ngam sangat dengan dia ni, padahal kawan dari sekolah kot.

Ah of course, dia suka cari gaduh dengan orang lain, dia suka judge someone yang bisa buat gunung berapi meletup !!!!

JUDGEMENT = STEREOTYPE = BIAS 

Memang betul kata madam nisak, people should learn ORGANIZATIONAL BEHAVIOR !!!!

AHHHHH agak the lazy song yer sekarang ni, so stop membebel tak tentu pasal.

Nyte nyte people !!!!

B.U.S.U.K

Hello guuuuuuuuuyyysss!!!


Ini ada lah something i wanna share with you.


The definition of BUSUK!!!


eeeuuuuwwww!!! BUSUK LAH KAU NI!!


hehehee sory2, bukan itu maksudnya..ini dapat dari abg midi atau lebih dikenali sebagai Musafir Lalu di facebook beliau!!


Maybe benda ni semua dah tau kan, tapi saya baru tahu lah polak. hehehee!!




There are 5 ways I can describe you as my friend:


Best


Understanding


Sweet


Unique


Kind


In shortform you are B.U.S.U.K
Hehehe..my B.U.S.U.K friend! hehe


So sweeeeeettt kan msg ni??
LIKE LIKE LIKE :))

Kecemasan!!!

Take a look at this picture..ahahhaa~

Korang semua agak2 kat mana lah tempat ni kan?

Giler jauh nak letak sign 'EMERGENCY' macam tu.

Macam bagi harapan palesu lah pulek..

Hati-hati ada Jeepers Ceepers kat cni!!!! 

^,-

Oh Suami Kau Memang Baguih! :)

Korang semua mesti baca ni weh!!! Kalau dapat suami yang macam ni pun 

okey kan?! wee~ :))

Tapi kesian lah sebab suami dia sangat giler2 gelabah, nak jaga hati punya pasal, tengok2, tersilap ghupenyer..ops! hahahh ,

Devoted Love On The Special Day

Over breakfast one day, a woman asked her husband, "You don't know what day this is do you?"

Feeling that his love for her was being questioned he answered in a huff, "Of course I do! How could you accuse me of forgetting?" With that he kissed her and left for work.

Later that morning, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, a flower delivery guy handed her a box of a dozen beautiful pink roses. Early that afternoon, a silky gift wrapped box of her favorite fancy chocolates were delivered to the house. Later in the afternoon, the local jeweler dropped off a little box with the most beautiful diamond earrings. By early evening, the woman couldn't wait for her husband to get home. As soon as he walked through the door she ran up to him and kissed him full on the lips.

"You wonderful loving man you," she declared. "First the flowers, then the chocolate and then the earrings!" she exclaimed. "If you treat me this wonderfully on World Environment Day, I can't wait to see what you'll do for our anniversary!"

How To Find A Love?

(copy and paste)

A very depressed looking customer goes into a bar and declares, "Bartender, please help me. I can't take this anymore."

The bartender pours him a stiff drink and asks, "What's bothering you sir?"

"Well, bartender, I'm 30 years old and I am having no luck finding love. No matter what I do, I only manage to frighten women away."

"Don't worry, sir, your problem is not serious. I see it everyday working here. All you have to do is to develop a stronger sense of self-esteem. To do that you must go to your bathroom mirror every morning right after you wake up. Look at your reflection in there and say to yourself, "I am a good guy, a fun guy, and an attractive guy". If you say this with absolute certainty and confidence, in just one week women will love you and begin flocking to your side.

The man is happy with this assessment and leaves the bar after paying his tab eager to try out the bartender?s advice and find love. Three weeks later, however, he goes back to the same bar looking every bit as depressed as before.

"What?s the matter, sir, wasn?t my advice effective?" asks the bartender.

"Oh, it was very effective. During the past three weeks I've had some of the best times in my life with the most attractive women I?ve ever met."

I don?t understand. What's your problem then?"

"Oh, I don't have a problem anymore," the man says. "My wife?s the one with the problem now."

Facts About Old Men And Women

Q: Where can guys over 65 find youthful, pretty women who are interested in dating them?

A: Look in the library-------under Romantic Fiction.

Q: How can a guy cope during his wife's menopause?

A: By staying busy. If you're mechanically inclined, you can remodel the garage. When you are finished you will have a flat in which to live.

Q: How can a woman raise the heart rate of her 65+ year old spouse?

A: She should tell him she's with child.

Q: What can an older woman do for the wrinkles on her neck?

A: Don't wear a brassiere. The additional hanging "weights" will take out the wrinkles.

Q: How can older people remember where they parked their cars?

A: Use the Valet service. They have to remember where your car is.

Q: Do older people have problems storing their short term memories?

A: No, they have problems retrieving the memories from storage.

Q: Do older people have deeper sleep?

A: They do, but normally their deep sleep happens in the afternoon

Q: Where can older people find prescription eye glasses?

A: On top of their heads.

Q: What is the most often used sentence uttered by older people when they visit antique shops?

A: 'Gee, I have one of these.'

ATM story, Oh!! Perli Perempuan eyh.. :)

Hahahahh! ini celita aaar..maaaanyak ayoyooo~

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed.

Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender:

MALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

Cinderella Story

Cinderella Would Be Shocked

Sure, there are some pretty stupid criminals out there. Yet this excerpt from a Washington Post article proves that not all criminals are dumb – in fact, some are so clever that the Post labeled this article, "The Best Comeback Line Ever"

In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday.

Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, Picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his need. "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's... just working away at this pumpkin."

Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said, 'A pumpkin? Darn...is it midnight already?"

Money Money Money!!!

MONEY

There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."

So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.

Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!"

She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."

"Yes," the wife said, "I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"

"I sure did. I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."

(Thanks Jessica)

Auburn : Perfect Two Lyric

So in love with this song... :))

Verse1

You can be the peanut butter to my jelly

You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly

You can be the captain

And I can be your first mate

You can be the chills that I feel on our first date

You can be the hero

And I can be your sidekick

You can be the tear That I cry if we ever split

You can be the rain from the cloud when it's stormin'

Or u can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'

Chorus

Don't know if I could ever be Without you

'Cause boy you complete me

And in time I know that we'll both see That we're all we need

Cause you're the apple to my pie

You're the straw to my berry

You're the smoke to my high

And you're the one I wanna marry

Cause you're the one for me (for me)

And I'm the one for you (for you)

You take the both of us (of us)

And we're the perfect two

We're the perfect two

We're the perfect two

Baby me and you

We're the perfect two

[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/a/auburn/perfect_two.html ]

Verse 2

You can be the prince and I can be your princess

You can be the sweet tooth I can be the dentist

You can be the shoes and I can be the laces

You can be the heart that I spill on the pages

You can be the vodka and I can be the chaser

You can be the pencil and I can be the paper

You can be as cold as the winter weather

But I don't care as long as were together

Chorus

Don't know if I could ever be

Without you 'cause boy you complete me

And in time I know that we'll both see

That we're all we need

Cause you're the apple to my pie

You're the straw to my berry

You're the smoke to my high

And you're the one I wanna marry

Cause your the one for me (for me)

And I'm the one for you (for you)

You take the both of us (of us)

And we're the perfect two

We're the perfect two

We're the perfect two

Baby me and you

We're the perfect two

Verse 3

You know that I'll never doubt ya

And you know that I think about ya

And you know I can't live without ya

I love the way that you smile

And maybe in just a while

I can see me walk down the aisle

Cause you're the apple to my pie

You're the straw to my berry

You're the smoke to my high

And you're the one I wanna marry

Cause your the one for me (for me)

And I'm the one for you (for u)

U take the both of us (of us)

And were the perfect two

Were the perfect two

Were the perfect two

Baby me and you

We're the perfect two(yeah, yeah)

More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/a/auburn/#share

Are You Passive, Average, or Proactive? 

By Nancy Friedman, Telephone Doctor

March 2006

The caller says: "Tell you what...I've decided not to take the Blue Widget."

• Answer from a passive person: "Okay."  The caller feels nothing. 
• Answer from an average person: "You sure?"  The caller feels slighted. 
• Answer from a proactive person: "Wow...it's really a great Widget…and there's a Widget maker that goes with it, for a small price.  Why not keep it?  You'll love it."  The caller feels great; buys the Widget and the Widget maker.

See the difference?  Now, which one are you?  To be in sales (and everyone is in sales), do you need to be passive, average, or proactive? 

Passive: A passive person accepts information and does nothing with it.  Passive does not mean a person is bad, or that he or she shouldn't be in sales.  It simply means they're passive - not active.  Are there passive sales people?  Of course there are.  The thing about being passive is most people don't like to be called that. 

Passive individuals receive information and do nothing with it.  It happens all the time.  You go into the grocery store.  You hand the checker your check, which has your name on it.  Sometimes, the checker asks you for identification, and then does whatever it is they do.  The clerk hands you back your ID and says, "Thank you."  Even though he or she had your name, it was never used. 

Passive individuals receive information and do nothing with it.  The checker had your name, twice.  They had it once on the check and once on the ID. 

But, it's not necessarily a bad thing.  From my experience, people who are passive and put into sales are, in truth, uncomfortable.  Not bad, just uncomfortable.  They're not at ease telling others what is best for them. 

So if you have passive individuals on your sales team, talk with them; be sure they're happy.  Be sure they're comfortable in their job.  My bet is they're probably not quite there yet. 

Average: - Let's see what the dictionary says about average: average, medium, mediocre, fair, middling, indifferent, and tolerable.  There are a lot of average folks out there.

Average individuals receive information and honestly try to do something with what they receive.  It's just that they don't seem to be able to get over the hurdle.  Average folks say a lot of things like, "Wow" and "Gee, that's so interesting."  Those are "agreement statements," used when they really don't know what to say.  They're not bad, just not effective. 

Day after day, millions of people - including sales people - go about their business being average, and yes, average people make sales.  They do.  Sometimes they even "fall" into a large order, but in truth it's usually not something that they're responsible for doing. 

Average people go about their business being sort of happy with themselves when they could be so much more, which is very sad.  I know some average folks I'd love to take under my wing to help them be slightly more proactive. 

Proactive - It's the proactive people in this world that make things happen.  They find the sales.  They are detectives.  They ask more questions, look a little deeper, and always double check to be sure.  Very few proactive people take "no" as an acceptable answer (or a final one). 

Proactive individuals are exceptional.  They are naturally inquisitive.  They know it can be done.  Proactive people love sales.  They eat, sleep, and drink sales.  They love to talk sales, think sales, and do sales.  The sale is never boring to a proactive person. 

A proactive sales person isn't necessarily a workaholic.  They enjoy vacations and even relax on them, but back at work, they have the ability to turn "on."  Normally upbeat and happy, proactive sales people seldom wallow in negativity or self pity.  They're somehow able to turn that negative into a positive. 

Proactive people find a way to get it done.  They make one more call, research a little more thoroughly, answer one more question, write up one more sale, and never run out of questions to ask.  Proactive people think for their clients.  They have solutions.  They enjoy solving problems for the clients.  They enjoy success.  So, which one are you?

Nancy Friedman is president of Telephone Doctor, an international customer service training company, based in St. Louis, MO.  Nancy is the author of four best selling books.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ISMARIZIE ISMAIL !!!

Assalammualaikum semua apo lah khabo nyer yer.. Ohhh!! Semestinya sihat belaka kan , alhamdullillah. Tak kan lah tak sihat kalau siap boleh ber FB ber twitter ber blog ber Myspace,hahahh! Ada lagi ker yang guna myspace ni?? Semestinya ada, jangan pandang rendah pada kebolehan myspace ok. Ramai anak2 muda sekolah rendah sekolah menengah ada myspace gitu tauu!! 

Sejak dah tukar tong gas, maaaaaasak je lah keje kami berdua. IZZATI and me. Ala masak tak de lah yang gempak2 gitu, yang biase2 cikai2 jer macam sardin, ayam sambal, ayam masak 3 rasa, telur goreng, sayo..eh sayur tu kurang banyak lah, tak berapa gemar makan sayur sangat,

Usually class start at 10 am OMG speaking loh polak,hehee~ Ok lah no problem, at least we can improve it. Walaupun class selalu start jam 10 pagi, tapi kami selalu dtg lambat. Bukan lambat apa pun, dalam jam 9.30 or 9.45 kami akan keluar rumah. Masa awal2 dulu kami lambat sebab kena tunggu FAREL and AKMARREZZA !!! Oh giler lambat dorg ni lah bersiap. Dah macam pompuan2 berseap lah. Kami sampai depan rumah pun dorg belum seap lagi.

TETAPI lepas tu !!! Kami dapati kami berdua mula melambatkan lagi kehadiran ke kelas, . HOW?? Ok macam ni, macam biasalah jam 9.30 atau 9.45 keluar rumah pada masa dan waktu yang sama.hahah! Tapi tak terus pegi rumah farel and akmar. Kami akan melencong dulu di kedai berdekatan atau lebih di kenali sebagai MESRA TOMYAM untuk bersarapan ngisi perot yang dahaga and lapo ni haarr.. Order nank tugu order dah nak dekat 5 minit mcm tu. Pastu makan dah nak dekat 10 ke 15 minit, so mmg lambat lah kan. Dah lepas makan perot senak nak terbeghok plak.. Sampai rumah farel and akmar kena tugu lagi dorg mesti akan ketuk2 kasut,hihiii kelako bebeno..!! Lepas tu sampai kelas jer, Madam Nisak dah start mengajar. Memang kami lah student yang terakhir sampai kelas. 

Paling kelakar bin funny, selama ni Madam Nisak selalu perli2 student yang datang lambat. Kami ingat kan madam perli farel and akmarrezza, Oh rupa2nya perli kami. For example : cewwah !!

SITUASI 1:

Mdm Nisak : sekarang kita belajar pasal perception kan, so maybe sebelum ni you selalu datang awal ke kelas and tak pernah sesaat pun terlewat. Tapi disebabkan you menumpang kawan you punya kereta untuk ke kelas, and kawan you ni pulak memang jenis yang datang lambat ke kelas. Tudung lilit pin tercabut lah, yang free hair rambut tak kering lagi tak blow lambut lagi lah. So memang you kene tunggu kawan you ni lah. Jadi your lecturer perception of course you berlima ni selalu datnag lambat, hakikat nya hanya kawan you sahaja. Tapi disebabkan you datang sekereta dgn kawan you, dgn you you sekali kena bad perception dari lecturer you.

bee : zati zati!!! ni dorang lah ni kan!! kekekeekkK! (farel and akmar)

zati : ha ah kan, hahahahaahahh!! hu ha hu ha hu ha!!!

shasha : betul tu, memang dorg.hehee!

zati : farel2, korang tak terasa ker madam nisak perli korg tadi?

farel : ........................................

bee zati shasha : hahahahahahahahhHH!

SITUASI 2 :

Madam Nisak : Today we learn about cohesion. (maksudnya bersatu padu). Bukan senang nak cari partner yang cohesion ni tau. Contohnya, fairel you terpaksa tunggu kawan you bersiap kan, sanggup pergi ke rumah kawan you untuk ke kelas bersama2. Kawan you lambat pun tak apa you tunggu, bagus kan cohesion ni.

*masa ni semua orang gelak giler2, oh madam nisak sorang jer yang tak faham kenapa we all sume gelak, of course la sebab sume orang tahu itu kereta bee and bukan kereta farel..ayoyo~ *

Madam Nisak : Fairel you tak kesah kan kena amek kawan2 you dari rumah masing2 untuk ke kelas??

Farel : Tak tak tak kisah pun, tak apa.

*hahahahhhhhhh bertambah kuat semua orang gelak,heheee klako lah hari ni punya kelas *

Ok lepas jer habis kelas, kami pun naik lah kereta, masa tu lah baru terfikir oh yang selama ni madam nisak perli2 tu bukan perli farel and akmarrezza, rupa2 nya perli bee zati and shasha!!!!!! GILER lah!! Hai terngiang2 dalam kepala setiap perkataan madam nisak tu. OOOOoooooo baru lah kami faham sekarang, kesimpulannya jangan lah datang kelas lambat lagi, tapi boleh ke datang awal?? hehee tak sure lah polak kan. 

:))

I.I.N.R.A.B.A.N.L.&.M.Y

Emotions

Hari ini dalam kelas saya belajar tentang emotions.
How to handle our emotions especially when we get reaaaaaaaaaalllllly mad !
How to handle it when we reaaaaaaaaalllllly upset !!
How to handle it so ia nya tak jadi terlalu over !!!
kekekee~

MEREPEK LAH!!

 bbye!!

Somebody's me lyric

Ini lagu romantik yang..hmmm hahahh!! 
I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!
:))


Somebody's Me lyrics
Songwriters: Shanks, John; Dioguardi, Kara; Iglesias, Enrique M;

You, do you remember me?
Like I remember you?
Do you spend your life
Going back in your mind to that time?

Cause I, I walk the streets alone
I hate being on my own
And everyone can see that I really fell
And Im going through hell
Thinking about you with somebody else

Somebody wants you, somebody needs you
Somebody dreams about you every single night
Somebody cant breathe, without you it?s lonely
Somebody hopes that one day you will see
That somebody's me, that somebody's me, yeah

How, how did we go wrong?
It was so good and now it?s gone
And I pray at night that our paths soon will cross
And what we hide isn't lost
Cause you?re always right here in my thoughts

Somebody wants you, somebody needs you
Somebody dreams about you every single night
Somebody cant breathe, without you it?s lonely
Somebody hopes that one day you will see
That somebody's me, oh, yeah

You will always be in my life even if Im not in your life
Cause you're in my memory
You, will you remember me?
And before you set me free, oh, listen please

Somebody wants you, somebody needs you
Somebody dreams about you every single night
Somebody cant breathe, without you it?s lonely
Somebody hopes that someday you will see
Somebody's me, that somebody's me
That somebody's me, that somebody's me, oh, yeah


P/s : So..do you remember me?? Like i remember you?? :')

Dear God Lyrics

Assalammualaikum semua, harap sihat sejahtera hendaknya. hahahh! :))

Hmmm saya suka giler2 lagu ni, sangat touching lyric dia. KAN???  

Memang menyentuh hati...

So jom lah masukkan lagu ni dalam list karaoke anda!!! 

^,-

Dear God lyrics

Songwriters: Baker, Zachary James; Haner, Jr., Brian Elwin; Sanders, Matthew Charles; Sullivan, James Owen;

A lonely road crossed another cold state line

Miles away from those I love, purpose hard to find

While I recall all the words you spoke to me

Can't help but wish that I was there, back where I'd love to be, oh yeah

Dear God, the only thing I ask of You

Is to hold her when I'm not around, when I'm much too far away

We all need that person who can be true to you

But I left her when I found her and now I wish I'd stayed

Cause I'm lonely and I'm tired, I'm missing you again, oh no, once again

There's nothing here for me on this barren road

There's no one here while the city sleeps and all the shops are closed

Can't help but think of the times I've had with you

Pictures and some memories will have to help me through, oh yeah

Dear God, the only thing I ask of You

Is to hold her when I'm not around, when I'm much too far away

We all need that person who can be true to you

I left her when I found her and now I wish I'd stayed

Cause I'm lonely and I'm tired, I'm missing you again, oh no, once again

Well, some search never finding a way

Before long they waste away

I found you, something told me to stay

I gave in to selfish ways

And how I miss someone to hold when hope begins to fade

A lonely road crossed another cold state line

Miles away from those I love, purpose hard to find

Dear God, the only thing I ask of You

Is to hold her when I'm not around, when I'm much too far away

We all need the person who can be true to you

I left her when I found her and now I wish I'd stayed

Cause I'm lonely and I'm tired, I'm missing you again, oh no, once again